Buy My Body Parts!

Here's how it works: 
  1. Check out the list below for my body parts that are still available and decide which part(s) you want.
  2. Click on "Donate Now" in the right column of this page and donate the minimum required for that part. Donate TWICE the price and I will sport your message starting with the flight out to Tahoe on Friday, June 4, through to the end of the ride on Sunday!
  3. Email me so I know what part(s) you want.
  4. Prior to June 6, you tell me what you want on your ad or send me your tattoo. Your message can be in memory or honor of a cancer survivor, it can be for your business, it can be "I own Heather's left cheek!," or just a simple message of encouragement - long as it is not in poor taste to others.
 Note: As I do list who bought each part, please let me know if you want to be anonymous.
  • Left Helmet (Head) - This is my logical side and, therefore, worth a bundle up! $50 SOLD @ DOUBLE in memory - thanks Dawn! Ah...a decorated headdress for the weekend!
  • Right Helmet (Head) - You'd better send a creative message if you want this side. $40 SOLD to Build Creative Group:! Thanks! Another doubled amount. Awesome!
  • Face - Hmm...marker or tat on my face...likely to still be there on the flight back home...that's gonna cost you: $200
  • Neck - Strangle me with your message. Remember though, I'm already at higher altitude for the ride and having a hard time breathing. Choke me on the cheap! $25 SOLD @ double!!! Tat on its way. Scary.... thanks Frank!
  • Back - This will be the most visible message to most I plan to pass them! $100 SOLD! Thanks for having my back, mom & Todd. :)
  • Left Breast (Heart) - While I wouldn't normally favor one over the other, this one is associated with my heart, it's definitely worth more. $75 SOLD!! This bag of fun sponsored by Brian Fornelius!
  • Right Breast - The ride is for LLS, but if you want to remember or honor someone that fought breast cancer, this is the perfect place! (See how I made that totally clean for all you dirty-minded people?) $60 SOLD! And this one is brought to you by Garit!  Thanks boys!
  • Stomach - Be my fuel throughout the race. 100 miles burns a lot of calories...give your message here some substance! $50 SOLD in memory. Thanks, Pat!
  • Left Arm/Right Arm - These are important for shifting, braking, feeding and watering myself, and will be exposed skin areas, as I'll be wearing a short-sleeve jersey. $35/arm BOTH SOLD! Thanks, Josten, Marie, & Jax!
  • Left Hand/Right Hand - Much like the arms, hands play an important role, but they are smaller. $20/hand Both SOLD - thanks, Josten, Marie, & Jax!
  • Left Butt Cheek/Right Butt Cheek - Plenty of room for a good size message on either side here. $40/cheek Both SOLD - Thanks Robyn!
  • Left Quad/Right Quad - This is where most of the power is, so send a powerful message for these babies. $50/quad Both SOLD - Thanks Dad & Barbara!
  • Left Calf/Right Calf - Exposed skin and part of the powerhouse. These are called the Johnson calves in my family - they mean business! $30/calf Both SOLD - Thanks Mike!
  • Left Shin/Right Shin - While I would prefer a massage over a message here, as I do get shin splints, please give me a message of hope for this space! $25/shin
  • Left Foot/Right Foot - I hope your message is worth covering up my adorable red cycling shoes! $20/foot - Big toes will be sporting smiley faces for Sunny Park's donation...Thanks Sunny!
Pick your body part? Click on Donate Now and then email me or it could be sold to another. Note: until I confirm the donation has been made, the body part is still up for to speak.

Make me work for you, while we work to find a cure for blood cancers!